Vested Shorts || Aug 30, 2026

:rotating_light: The numbers didn’t tell the whole story

:moneybag: Meta paid $16.7B. Stock rose.
Investors preferred a known settlement over an uncertain trial. Yet its stock rose 1.07%.

:fire: Nvidia added $435B. Then lost half.
Shares jumped 8.74%, then fell 4.70% the next day.

:robot: Salesforce made $2.7B without selling software
Its $5.90 EPS included a $2.7B unrealised gain from its Anthropic stake.

:pushpin: The takeaway
Big numbers can hide the real story. Look beyond the headline.

To read vested shorts, click: Vested Shorts: Meta paid a $16.7B settlement but went up, Nvidia’s best quarter added $435B but gave back half, Salesforce made $2.7B without selling software. Why?